How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
