I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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