They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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