Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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