your thong is hanging out like whoa
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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