my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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