We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
