There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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