my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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