Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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