I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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