When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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