butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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