They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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