I'm pants shitting drunk right now
id be glad to
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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