dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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