If i come over, it means nothing
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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