wanna go halves on a baby?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Randomize
