I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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