i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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