A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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