honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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