Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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