hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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