nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
