do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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