What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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