you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just invented taco cereal.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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