butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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