More tranny stories later!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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