We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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