Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
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ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?