party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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