Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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