So drunk, too bad you don't want this
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's blow job season.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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