Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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