brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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