You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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