gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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