champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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