Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
