i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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