I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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