According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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