Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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