Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
be right there i have to get my cape
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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