Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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