Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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