Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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