Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.