no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.