I heard we made out
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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