that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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