Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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