Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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